Funny excuses for not going to a wedding
                     Funny excuses for not 
going to a wedding
1. Sick
 Sickness is a great excuse for skipping many things in life 
which people are bound to accept.
 Especially people use to tell that they have contagious 
infection or disease for which they would not be attending 
the wedding.
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2. Work and Work and No leave
 This is the second best reason after sickness people 
use to give.
 Some people also mention that their boss is denying 
for leave.
 Some say that most of their teammates are on leave 
and hence they have to attend office.
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2. Work and Work and No leave
 This is the second best reason after sickness people 
use to give.
 Some people also mention that their boss is denying 
for leave.
 Some say that most of their teammates are on leave 
and hence they have to attend office.
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3. Another Wedding
 This is the easiest excuse where people mention that 
they have to attend some other relative’s wedding for 
which they could not be attending your marriage.
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4. Death or Serious condition of 
Relative
 This is the funniest sad excuse ever.
 People say that their grandfather or any adult member is 
either dead or in serious medical condition and after hearing 
to which even if you know they are lying you can not tell 
them anything. 
5. Transportation Issues
 There are some peculiar people who tell they were on their 
way but unfortunately their car broke down or flight or train 
was delayed etc.
 People also tell that they were on their way but due to very 
bad weather conditions or bad rain they had to stay there and 
could not be able to attend.
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6. Venue is very Far 
 People if staying in other country or even in different state they say like 
the place of marriage is very far and they are not doing good financially 
to come to the marriage location and serve such huge expenses.
7. Your child has exams
 Another funny excuse could be involving your children.
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 People say that their children have exams in their 
schools and for which they won’t be able to attend the 
marriage during the exam time.
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8. Vacation
 Vacation is the best way to present to people as an excuse towards 
skipping marriage functions.
 People usually give excuse that they had already vacation plan with 
their family for which it would not be possible for them to attend 
wedding.
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